Quotes About Humor

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

I might be 'Candid Camera's number one fan.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I was a class clown; the nuns didn't like that.

My mom dragged me by my ear to Catholic school because I was a cutup and thought I needed to see the nuns.

Everyone should nurture the ability to laugh at themselves.

I wanted to make a late-night-type show that happened to be in the morning for moms. Bravo was more interested in a blend of my books 'Momzillas' and 'Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut,' which is a collection of nonfiction essays.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Boruc is nuts. He is a very good friend of mine, and so I'm sure he wouldn't mind me saying he's a nutter. He really is crazy.

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.

It drives people nuts that I take them to McDonald's all the time.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

People get really nuts around cars. They get angry at cars, they get angry at their car, they get angry at people driving in cars; there's something really comical about that, about automobiles.

My mom is the best. She's so nuts.

I loved character actresses like Julie Walters and Alison Steadman, films like 'Nuts in May' and 'Educating Rita.' And I never get tired of watching Larry David and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.'

I'm not always nuts, you can't be nuts 100 per cent of the time, I don't even think I'm nuts.

Nutty fans are fine with me, as I have no known nut allergy. In general, though, it's best to carry an EpiPen to deal with outbreaks of fan nuttiness.

I remember Jerry Lewis said once that when small, he was the nutty kid in his neighborhood and I was the same way.

If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else.

I'm from Oakland and I started doing comedy around 2001.

I'm honest, at the end of the day - I'm obese, but I'm not obtuse.

Zidane is a respectful person, he knows what he wants and we are there to obey and to the best we can. He has his sense of humor, but in the training sessions we must be serious.

Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.

I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would totally object to being some kind of distraught personality. I've never tried to attach myself to that.