Quotes About Humor

Apart from the occasional bit of dad dancing, I really can't dance.

Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

My walk. Let's clarify this: you're not allowed to laugh at my walk but I am. Most times I am in control of my leggies, but occasionally they have a mind of their own, and the little flicks can be very funny.

Am I disappointed occasionally by the lack of irony in some movies? Yes.

Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny.

Everyday life is pretty funny and pretty ridiculous and occasionally really great, though not all the time, and that's all part of it.

I still tell a lot of jokes and do a lot of funny comics, but the stuff I like best is the personal stuff. I will still occasionally talk about my job and retail, but it evolved.

I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins.

It's probably a generalisation to say this, but occasionally I'll see a bloke who laughs only after he's checked his girlfriend did. I tend to imagine that's a rocky relationship, to be fair.

Catch-22' is the big daddy of funny war novels. It's capacious and occasionally rambling. It's a bible of literate comedy: you can find anything you want inside - it's all in there.

I've been called Ellen DeGeneres on a number of occasions over the course of my career.

There have been occasions when some people have taken me very seriously.

Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.

Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour.

I think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing.

They are not easily irritated or annoyed. Some people seem to be able to rise above their irritations and they are fun to be with because they are poised and even-tempered. They seem to live on an upper level emotionally and are not easily riled up. They keep in a good humor and spirit.

Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build a dam twelve feet high and six feet wide in two days, all you would need to build Boulder Dam is a beaver sixty-eight feet long with a fifty-one-foot tail? Where would you find a beaver that big? grumbled the Humbug as his pencil point snapped. I'm sure I don't know, he replied, but if you did, you'd certainly know what to do with him.

I cannot take your sense of humor--and, with it, you've nothing to fear from me.

And you are almost never right about anything,' he said, pointing at the Humbug. 'and, when you are, it's usually an accident.

We're not interested in making sense; it's not our job.

For instance, have you ever heard a square-wheeled steam roller ride over a street full of hard-boiled eggs he asked, and as he did, all that could be heard were loud crunching sounds.

Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals coming toward me in little old Bagdad-on-the-Subway. I strike the asphalt three times with my forehead and get ready to spiel yarns for my supper.

Eight dollars a week or a million a year—what is the difference? A mathematician or a wit would give you the wrong answer.