Quotes About Humor

Not bad for two kids who've only got about eight pubic hairs between them, Peter said.

Mama Squirrel laughed out loud and shook her head. "I swear I don't know why Margaret Larner would marry such a one as you." "It was an act of faith," said Alvin.

Abra said nothing at all. He didn't even wink at Po. He just kept his face exactly as blank as Po's. It was the Mayan way of laughing at somebody right in front of them, without being rude or starting a fight.

It also makes you fart," said John Paul. "Constantly." "Frequently would be the more accurate term," said Peter. "And it's sweet of you to care." "We're just looking out for your image," said Theresa. "I only fart when I'm alone." "Since he does it in front of us," said John Paul to Theresa, "what exactly does that make us?

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best ending for one.

Irony is wasted on the stupid

Some things are too important to be taken seriously.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die.

Imagination is a quality that was given to man compensate him from whats not. The sense of humor was given to console him from what is.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

A man who takes himself too seriously will find that no one else takes him seriously.