Quotes About Humor

I'm a normal person. You say something about me, I'm going to say something back, funny or not. I'm just going to be me. It's nothing against them. I'm just doing what you do to me.

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

Comedy shouldn't be restrained under the belt of normality.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

My family is normally 'Shameless' meets 'The Royle Family.'

Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.

I'm normally a burger and chips girl - such a cheap date.

Comics who consider themselves 'mavericks' or think the crowd doesn't get them are normally lousy comics.

John Major put the 'er' back into Conservative, David Cameron's put the 'Con' into Conservative - and Norman Lamont put the 'vat' into Conservative!

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

I think growing up in Santa Fe or Northern New Mexico in general instills a sense of humor in people, a sort of easygoing sense of not taking yourself too seriously, while still being very proud of where you come from, and that's something we all share.

My chin's too big. And my nose - my nose is funny.

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

I can play the harmonica with my nose.

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

If you kiss straight on, your noses hit together, see?

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

I'm not interested in just being the hot girl. I'm really goofy, and I love laughing, and that's such a big part of who I am.

I'm not interested in making horror-comedies, but I'm very interested in making scary movies with funny parts.

I'm generally not interested in Shakespeare or 'Broadchurch'. I only want to make people laugh, really.

Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because of their character. If you develop characters, then you'll know them, and you'll know how they'll speak. The comedy will come out of the character.

Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't get grouped as 'dad comics.'

If I was at school and one of my friends said something funny, I'd write it down in a notebook and take it to the writers meetings. I never told my friends about it. I just thought I could incorporate stuff that was true to life.