Quotes About Humor

People laugh at turtles, but they're existentially unambiguous.

Ellrod, like all Florida convenience store clerks, had the Serengeti altertness of the tastiest gazelle in the

She blew her nose like a British ambulance, and her sob story had more twists than a dragon parade in Chinatown.

Actually an impromptu mini-master plan, not to be confused with the fleeting notion, half-baked idea, or emergency room spin-story for a masturbation mishap.

There's only one thing holding America back from realizing her full glory. Ready? You want to write this down? No? Okay, here it is: We need to stop taking ourselves so seriously.

the residents had yet to acquire an appreciation for a South American midget screaming Spanish profanities like Frankie Valli and sucker-punching a fat woman into submission between the jacarandas.

You've heard the joke," said Serge. "White pride is rotating the tires on your house.

Is he dead?" "Not sure," said Serge, "but blood from the ears rarely precedes a big dance number.

And for those playing along at home, we have a new number one for the oxymoron files: death benefits.

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

We may have just slipped through some kind of white-trash worm-hole in the time-space continuum.

I liked how the coyote could get whatever he wanted from the Acme company," said Coleman. "That was the best part," said Serge. "Anvils, foot springs, hot-air balloons, giant magnets .

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.

Strategic barfing is another one of my many strengths," Nathan said, beaming.

They don't call him 'No Drama Obama' for nothing. He's even worse than we thought because he has committed the ultimate American crime, worse than anything he has been accused of so far: He has no sense of humor.

If somebody has no sense of humor, I think that's a great place to start for British comedy in terms of your character.

Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill.

Theocratic and military authorities share one thing: they have no sense of humour.

Stand-up comics tend to make two assumptions: that Christians have no sense of humour and that all their audiences are unbelievers.

Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.

I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.