Quotes About Humor

I think his success was largely due to his great human qualities: his sense of humor, his common sense and his essential honesty and integrity. He inspired love and unfailing loyalty; he had a magic touch when dealing with conflicting issues or clashes of personalities; and he knew how to find a solution along the lines of compromise, without surrendering a principle. He is, in fact, a great democrat.

Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

Sudden glory is the passion which makes those grimaces called laughter.

Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.

Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly.

I'm a really huge fan of the old romantic comedies from the '30s and '40s... Huge fan. I love all that stuff.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

Sometimes tyrants do away with the necessity of satire by imposing absurdity themselves.

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

He kept at true good humour's mark The social flow of pleasure's tide: He never made a brow look dark, Nor caused a tear, but when he died.

The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?

That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.

I considered the wonder of the things that befell me, convinced that my life was the best omelet you could make with a chainsaw. -- Panama

Didn't laugh as loud or as often. Smith, too, had seen more

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him..

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

If men had to have babies there wouldn't be any sex life left.

A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference... it pardons shortcomings; it consoles failure. It recommends moderation.

The comic spirit is given to us in order that we may analyze, weigh, and clarify things in us which nettle us, or which we are outgrowing, or trying to reshape.

perfectly awful things. Farces,—that's what they are!

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2019, THIRTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD EVA MERCY NEARLY choked to death on a piece of gum. She'd been attempting to masturbate when the gum lodged in her throat, cutting off her air supply.

In second grade, she'd snuck up on a napping Eva and colored her entire forearm with a highlighter. Because she was "important.

I get one slice of dick and turn into a wide-eyed Disney princess.