Quotes About Humor

I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke.

I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant.

There's some moments in your life where you're just like, 'I need something just funny.' That's the noble thing you can do. Make someone forget about their life for 22 minutes.

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure.

There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.

I got nominated for an Academy Award(R) for writing 'Borat.'

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

A lot of what I do - I have to try and make sense of things before I can make nonsense of them.

The cliche that comics always use is that whatever is happening in the news is 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I always thought that was a bunch of nonsense.

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

I drink Vitamin Water nonstop - I should have an IV.

I loved cartoons as a kid, and so many funny moments in animation for me are nonverbal sounds, unarticulated mouth noise.

I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles.

If it was up to Rob we would be eating Nandos and salad cream, morning, noon and night!

My baby pukes on me. It's life. It's very much a normal life.

Normal people don't become stand-up comedians.

Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.

Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers.

My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.