Quotes About Humor

Underrated comedians to pay attention to Sebastian Maniscalco (totally

Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! by Richard P. Feynman

No te daré la felicidad", y la colocaría fuera de un gran centro comercial o de un concesionario de coches. ¿Sabes cuál sería un proyecto divertido de verdad? Comprar miles de loros y enseñarles a decir: "No te dará la felicidad" y, luego, soltarlos por los centros comerciales y grandes superficies de todo el mundo. Ésa es mi misión en la vida. ¿Alguien más se apunta? Hagámoslo.»

Scott believes there are six elements of humor: naughty, clever, cute, bizarre, mean, and recognizable. You have to have at least two dimensions to succeed.

The chuckle is a perfectly acceptable form of laughter.

There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.

Usually, in romantic comedies, you end up sacrificing a great deal of the complexity - you know, just two attractive people and a good soundtrack.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

For a woman the worst thing about a sperm bank is that sperm is no longer free. Just go into a bar, and a sperm container will try to pick you up.

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat. ~Kisuke Urahara

Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.

Certo che per sopportarti non è che bisogna essere imbecilli, però aiuta

Ti vedo bene, comunque!, - dice lei dopo una breve risata. - Perché, hai messi le lenti a contatto?

Pratico molto il sesso orale. nel senso che ne parlo tanto e non combino mai niente.

preferisco essere un vecchio porco che un vecchio sposato!

Sei venuto in macchina?...Come va? -A benzina. -TU, come va, pirlone!...Hai trovato posto? -No, sto sempre da Ravasciò. -Ssssì...Dicevo da parcheggiare..

History always repeats itself,the first time as a tragedy and then again as a farce.

Monkeys What! His partner said. Monkeys are funny, said Peabody.'So why didn't we we pick monkeys. His partner sighed and shook his head with sad dismay. Monkeys? Jesus. Monkeys' idea of fun is throwing their shit at you. Monkeys always take the joke a step too far.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

Americans would not mind higher taxes if they were wrapped in bacon