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Quotes About Humor

A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I think coming to work and being absurd and neurotic and thoughtful at the same time is far more interesting.
~ Lake Bell
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
~ Larry Hagman
I make fun of guys when I like them. I act like I'm 10 years old. I do it as a test to see if they can laugh at themselves. If they get sensitive, then it's like, 'Um, this isn't going to work.'
~ Lauren Conrad
Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
~ Lisi Harrison
I laugh when I'm writing. I feel like all my work is funny to me.
~ Micah Perks
I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.
~ Michael Chiklis
My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.
~ Michel Gondry
Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy!
~ Miley Cyrus
Maybe you could casually mention to Zoe that I'm not now, nor have I ever been, an axe murderer." "I'll see if I can work it into our next conversation," Flynn promised.
~ Nora Roberts
A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.
~ Norm MacDonald
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
~ Paul Reubens
If you work with Jim Carrey, you're working with the best.
~ Peter Farrelly
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
~ R. K. Milholland
If I can surround myself with hilarious people every day, I will always want to go to work.
~ Rashida Jones
IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !
~ Unknown
We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.
~ Rick Riordan
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
~ Rick Yancey
The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.
~ Robert Ben Garant
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
~ Robert Pattinson
I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.
~ Roger Ebert
Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways.
~ Sam Lipsyte
It's one of the oldest theatrical adages: never work with children or animals.
~ Samantha Bond
Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson.
~ Samuel L. Jackson