Quotes About Humor

She'd love to see those status updates. Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would have loved to taste caramel mocha, but can't move arms and so was forced to stare longingly at delicious, hot beverage. Will the taunting never end?

My heart is a stupid asshole.

I'm just shitting rainbows all over the place.

I touch a hand to Sabin's bicep and squeeze. "You're getting all beefy, Sabe." "I'm quite sexy, you know. It's sickening how ripped I am. I don't know how any other dudes can stand to be around me because my macho manliness is too much to bear.

Matt raised an eyebrow. "Tour the Greek cathedral, huh? We can call it that, if you want. Sure.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

But I couldn't draw as fast as she requested. Thus, I tried to create the worst abomination of a comic that I could, so as to make her not want comics anymore. That abomination, my friends, was Happy Noodle Boy.

I want taquitos and a clown with no head!

You got cats at home? No cats. Only a husband.

a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated.

Drawing a funny animal, you don't need a lot of detail to make it work. But to draw a sexy girl, there's certain things you can't leave out.

Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. And I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted 'Bingo!' counted as a yea or a nay.

I've come to look upon death the same way I look upon root-canal work. Everyone else seems to get through it all right, so it couldn't be too difficult for me.

I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn't work out. Immigration stuff - it's complicated.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

He looks like a man.' 'How descriptive,' Susan said in a droll tone. 'Remind me never to advise you to seek work as a novelist.

Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor.

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Whenever I do get to work with John Barrowman, it is absolutely a joy. We just crack each other up.

I love having Phil [Robertson] in the kitchen! Not only is he a great cook, but it means less work for me!

I think a lot of comedic actors, on their close-up they can deliver. But when it comes to reacting to other people being funny, that's work in itself.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.