Quotes About Humor

I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Getting your license gives you the right to pick your nose in the car.

I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

The car emitted on last gasp and rolled to a stop, in the middle of the Altlantic Ocean. "We're here," Leven tried to joke.

On second thought she hoped she never met a woman that attractive.. If she did, she would be morally obligated to run her over with her car.." Bride

What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car

We'd get in the car and i'd look over at John and say 'Christ. Look at you. You're a bloody phenomenon!' and just laugh because it was only him.

Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha!

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

I just completed a long car trip on a Sunday in August with two small children, which believe me is enough to convince you that Samuel Beckett was right about everything.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

There's as much chance of repealing the Eighteenth Amendment as there is for a hummingbird to fly to the planet Mars with the Washington Monument tied to its tail.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

When we regard thoughts and emotions with humor and openness, that's how we perceive the universe.

Amabilidad, paciencia y sentido del humor. Tener sentido del humor por el hecho de que tu mente sea como un mono salvaje.

When your aspiration is to lighten up, you begin to have a sense of humor. Your serious state of mind keeps getting popped. In addition to a sense of humor, a basic support for a joyful mind is curiosity, paying attention, taking an interest in the world around you. Happiness is not required, but being curious without a heavy judgmental attitude helps. If you are judgmental, you can even be curious about that.

When our mind is full of the warmth of humor, we are in touch with the best of ourselves.

Quando la nostra mente è riempita dal calore dell'umorismo, entriamo in contatto con il meglio che c'è in noi. accogliere l'inaccettabile p#120

Her view of the world was that it divided into 'exterminators' and 'exterminatees'. She would say: 'I am drawn to people who seem to have been born defeated or even profoundly lost.' She was a humorous writer with a tragic sense of life.