Quotes About Humor

Life is too important to take seriously.

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

You know what's really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.

Yeah, I feel super sorry for you that you have to be locked in a car with a guy that looks like Chris Evans after the super soldier serum.

I glance at the line. It's moving as fast as a sloth on Benadryl.

There's nothing worse than a celebrity trying to be funny. Unless it's a politician trying to be serious.

There's nothing quite so depressing as a man in a suit who's lost his sense of humor.

I'm always looking for ways to make people laugh, but I also want to make them think. That's the real challenge of satire.

I'm a great believer in the power of laughter. I think it can bring people together, even when they disagree about everything else.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying.

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!