Quotes About Humor

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

He can make me laugh when all I want to do is cry. He can make me see the good in a situation when all I see is the bad. He knows when life should be taken seriously — and when it shouldn't. He's delightful and funny and clever — and not afraid to make a total cake of himself."

He glanced at his admiral, that man so far removed from his own lowly rank that he might have been a god, and found Sir Graham smiling at him. The admiral winked. "Cheer up, Mr. Marshall, I have not even begun to work you yet!

He reached up, caught her hand, pressed it to his lips, and on a resigned breath, murmured, "Emma, dear, sweet, Emma . . . what would I do without you?" "You'd get on just fine," she joked, "for you are Nelson. Now be still—we 'ave much to do before Sir Graham and 'is bride-to-be arrive!

Well," he murmured, watching her with a clever, knowing smile, "Given that ye didn't hit me this time, I'm thinkin' ye must have liked that." "I'd be a liar if I claimed otherwise.

I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what 'pull my finger' meant the hard way.

I really enjoy life I'm just not good at it.

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

So what have you guys been up to?" "Nothing, worshipping Satan.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.

His shelter, as it turned out, burned down in the midst of the Cuban missile crisis the next year, leading Leo Szilard to comment that this proved not only that there was a God but that He had a sense of humor.

Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not.

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. HORACE WALPOLE

According to the research, the most effective executives deployed humor twice as often as middle-of-the-pack managers.

He who laughs last doesn't get it." —HELEN GIANGREGORIO

For instance, research by Goleman and the Hay Group has found that within organizations, the most effective leaders were funny (that is, funny ha-ha, not funny strange). These leaders had their charges laughing three times more often than their managerial counterparts.

It's time to rescue humor from its status as mere entertainment and recognize it for what it is—a sophisticated and peculiarly human form of intelligence that can't be replicated by computers and that is becoming increasingly valuable in a high-concept, high-touch world.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

My porch feels as safe as a chocolate doughnut on an ant hill.

Even today, people tell me that the slapstick humour in 'Friends' is the most viewed comedy track on television. Siddique knows the art of mixing slapstick with genuine humour.