Quotes About Humor

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do things then that you've never done before that are really funny.

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.

Making people laugh is the greatest experience.

My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.

I've experienced a lot of crap in my life but the one thing that I have learned, is it is better to laugh about it rather than complain about it.

I think there's something about the Irish experience - that we had to have a sense of humor or die.

Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one

Do not take yourself too seriously. You have to learn not to be dismayed at making mistakes. No human being can avoid failures.

Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it.

I get asked, 'How can you have such failures in your films?' Well, what else is life about? There's some sense of constant failure in something. Humor gives you a distance from it.

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

A ni... so broke these days sumbody rob me they just be practicing.

Broke ni...s, only make jokes ni....

If being broke is a joke then you a funny ni....

Dear parents, I am fully aware that 'money doesn't grow on trees.' Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.

I wish the dollar store sold gas.

Sorry boys, the only thing I blow are kisses.

Giving your friend the 'What the f*ck is this?' look during a test.

If you are hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?

I never understood why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger. Was the camera mean to you?

A good friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg! Even though they know you're slightly cracked!