Quotes About Humor

Scoprii che Achille non era sempre così serio come sembrava. La sua compostezza imperturbabile nascondeva un altro volto, divertente e sfaccettato come una gemma che catturava la luce.

Helden sind Dummköpfe, hatte ich entgegnet. Er hatte gelacht. Da sind wir uns einig.

La estupidez del ser humano me hace gracia.

C'est la folie humaine que je trouve amusante.

Life is a joke and I don't get it, but I'll try to make it.. Since laughter is the only escape from the pain that I feel. Is it sarcasm, or is it real?

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.