Quotes About Humor

It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling.

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and used to have Adam Sandler nights when I was younger. And he's so funny on the set.

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation.

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

My kids are funny. They won't eat the heels on a loaf of bread. So I patiently explained to them that they eat rolls, and rolls are all crust, just like heels...and now they won't eat rolls!

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.