Quotes About Humor

The three main leads [in Townies] were Lauren [ Graham] and Jenna [Elfman] and Molly [Ringwald], and then Ron Livingston was on it as well. There was a lot of people to write funny stuff for.

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.

As a woman, you're not limited to being one thing or the other. You can be feminine and sexy and beautiful and hot and funny.

I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

It's funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they're much smarter than I am.

Being funny is a symptom of what's underneath. You're pumping out all that energy because something else is going on inside you, some opposing force, something uncomfortable.

You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.

Self-discover is not as someone would have us think, a heavy, awesome, moral process where everyone sits around and frowns. As you progress towards enlightenment, you become funny.

Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny.

Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually.

Those secrets are things that most people don't learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough.

By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

I wanted to be a "serious artist." Serious artists didn't tend to be funny. But that didn't get me a lot of attention. And just growing older, you can't help it, you take things less seriously.

When I see something, I know why something's funny or seems to be funny. But in the end it's just another picture as far as I'm concerned.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.