Quotes About Humor

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.

Hoodie was just a nickname I had growing up and I just wanted to have a name that would stick in peoples' minds and be a little bit funny and representative of who I am.

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

There are many different ways of being funny. I'm not sure that there's so many different ways of being dramatic.

The real trick for me as a director is to make sure that people don't start pushing because the harder you push as a perform the less funny it becomes.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.

Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn't need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity.

You're basically the same person forever so you find the same stuff funny forever. The Muppet Show spoke to me at 5 and it speaks to me in my late 30s in the same way.

My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, 'cause I'm just funny that way.

To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.