Quotes About Humor

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, "Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth." It's funny.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

I could never be cynical, not that I think there's anything wrong with cynicism. I think it can be quite funny at times. But I just feel so grateful to be alive.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

You look like a horse in a man costume

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

The improv stuff, that's always surprising so a lot of times that's really funny.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

It's funny because growing up, when Ali G first burst off the screen, it was something that I was probably too young to be watching, but I absolutely loved it.

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.

Thinking up jokes is easy. The hard part is trying them out on stage, because you never know if they're funny until you get there. Not one comedian in the world ever really knows.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.