Quotes About Humor

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.

Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine. It is a form of genius for which we should be grateful.

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up.

Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles--they're crazy!' and it's funny.

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

Instagram what you think is funny and exciting and try not to include any animal abuse!

When we were younger, my cousins used to jump in front of cars with masks on and start dancing really funny or making funny moves and the people in the cars would start laughing.

What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances.

To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.