Quotes About Humor

Anyone who thinks it's funny to name their network "Tom'sHugeEtc" is going to think it's funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it.

A lot of the stuff Kafka said he thought was hilariously funny.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.