Quotes About Humor

When I was in college, I had a friend who was an artist and her theory was that all the best art in the world is funny/sad. That was her favorite genre. Funny/sad are probably my two favorite tones.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.

My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things.

People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

Yes. The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.