Quotes About Humor

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.

We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. Pat Williams When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it's a coach's dream - X vs O.

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.

'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.

Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it's kind of weird how that can change.

When I write something, it's usually 'cause I think it's funny or I have a way in, but when I direct something, I really need to be close to it.

A lot of people who do drama say comedy is the hardest thing, but, not wanting to sound like a bighead, comedy is easy for me, as I've always been fairly funny.

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.

I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head.

I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, 'Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope that's okay!' And my answer always is 'Yes. It's totally okay.'

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.