Quotes About Humor

Trying to drown me woman?" 'You can't drown a SEAL,' she said. 'How embarrassing would that be?' 'God yes. Shoot me, hang me, let me die of infection from a hangnail, but don't let me die in the water. They'd send me to hell on principle.

Like I am struck by my own brilliance?" "I was going to say maniacal," Harriet replied.

What does wine do to men?" "It makes them more foolish at a higher volume.

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer.

A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Americans don't know a lot about the Middle East — [they] don't know we laugh.

Suze mi teku od smeha, ako prestanem da se smejem osta?e samo suze.

Suze mi teku od smijeha. Ako prestanem da se smijem, osta?e samo suze.

Suze mi teku od smijeha. Ako prestanem da se smijem, ostat ?e samo suze.

Dr. Paul: Get out, get out libidinous swine! And take that painted strumpet with you. May you both rot in the filth of your own fornication! Nicky: And what did you say to him? Dr. Paul: Say, Madam? I said nothing. I simply pulled up my tights and jumped out of the bathroom window. Nicky: Oh Dr. Paul, you're so naughty! Dr. Paul: Well, I try, Madam. And then, ten minutes later when I've got my breath back, I try again!

And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her

And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her

Perhaps the way to proceed is to think of life on Earth as a colossal joke, a creation of such immense stupidity that the only way to live is to laugh until you think your heart will break.

Our relationship was like one of those YouTube videos of a flower frowning in speeded-up motion. All of the sudden we were in love.

Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones.

Who could say why a family decided to have a certain style, to tell the jokes it did, to put up its particular refrigerator magnets?

Now, deep into the Reagan years, you should still feel the sad spillover from that quaintly vanished era, and you could go with your best friend to this friendly sex toy store located in an anonymous office building, and stand together, silently shaking with laughter, both teenaged and fully grown all at once, knowing that you would never have to choose between those different states of maturity, because you contained them both inside yourselves.

Twitter. You know what it is? Termites with microphones.

The two Lucys are going to go to the movies with Eli and I," Robby said, "Great. And you have English teachers for parents.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Naveen: Oh, come on. Throw a guy a bone. Elisabeth: Are you a dog? Naveen: Are you a bitch? That was how we became friends.

Oh my God, you are such a dork," she said, ran to the bedroom, and brought back his shirt. "Ah, thank