Quotes About Humor

dude — A passive-aggressive euphemism for "motherfucker." —The New Devil's Dictionary

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

How Giuliani is not Trump's running mate no one will ever understand. Theirs is the most passionate love story since Beavis and Butthead.

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder.

There are people in the world worth laughing at. They're called politicians.

I want to die with a smile on my face. Hopefully, it won't be mine.

I don't know anything about computers. I don't even know how often to change the oil.

The character of President Ronald Reagan may have affected Kristol's rosy assessment of populism. The fortieth president injected the populist rebellion of the late 1970s with his peculiar qualities of optimism, sunniness, humor, and unflappability.

Also, I don't really keep up with the news. I watched CNN once, but that was only because I couldn't get to the remote control without dislodging the catheter.

But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's in my wheelhouse because I've sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that's certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right stuff, that I find really funny.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.

If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

Dad jokes. You hate them when you hear them every day, but trust me, you sure do miss 'em when he's gone.

His mom calls him Berger?

Looking up, Missouri saw a formation of low-flying P-47's on the horizon, heading up the coast from Naples...Sergeant Missouri laughed aloud. "They're sending us the Air Force, Chico, and we made it with a donkey," he said.

In the secular trinity of Irish-American values, loyalty and humor are father and son. Self-deprecation is the spirit that works in mysterious ways ...

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners .

And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

I followed your footsteps," he said, in answer to the unspoken question. "Snow makes it easy." I had been tracked, like a bear. "Sorry to make you go to all that trouble," I said. "I didn't have to go that far, really. You're about three streets over. You just kept going in loops." A really inept bear.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.