Quotes About Humor

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No." --Leonard Nimoy

NEWSFLASH Lisa, Bart is not a horse!" —Homer Simpson

Laughter, along with madness, seemed to be the only way out, the emergency exit for humans.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

She laughs. It is the simplest, purest joy on earth, I realise, to make someone you care about laugh.

Tragedy is just comedy that hasn't come to fruition. One day we will laugh at this. We will laugh at everything.

It is the simplest, purest joy on earth, I realize, to make someone you care about laugh

School is a joke. But go along with it, because you are very near to the punchline.

This human was female. She was called Priti, which was pronounced "pretty" and means pretty. Unfortunate, given that she was human and, by her very nature, vomit-provoking.

Tragedia e doar comedia care nu a ajuns la indeplinire. Intr-o buna zi vom rade de asta. Vom rade de tot.

But there's some salad in the fridge if you get hungry.' Salad?! On his birthday!

I, for instance, discovered little moments of happiness, or humor, within despair. I realized things weren't always one thing or another thing. It was sometimes both. And as soon as we notice all that space inside us, we have a new perspective. Yes, there is room for a lot of pain but there is room for other things too.

That humans are not at the centre of things. You know, the planet is in orbit around the sun. That was a fucking hilarious joke in the 1500s, but Copernicus wasn't a comedian. He was, apparently, the least funny man of the whole Renaissance. He made Raphael look like Richard Pryor. But he was telling the fucking truth.

don't think of me as a sexy vampire

on earth, I realise, to make someone you care about laugh.

Laughter flapped out of people like bats from a cave.

A Chihuahua with cataracts tried to have sex with her right leg. 'Stop that, Pedro

I soon discovered the Hat and Feathers was a misleading name. In it there was no hat, and absolutely no feathers. There were just heavily inebriated people with red faces laughing at their own jokes. This, I soon discovered, was a typical pub. The 'pub' was an invention of humans living in England, designed as compensation for the fact that they were humans living in England. I rather liked the place.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Buster never cracks a smile. Ever. No matter what. That's what really makes it funny.

Invoking the name of Al Gaddafi cured my blue screen of death