Quotes About Humor

Times of sadness are the very moment to laugh and laugh greatly.

Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to Die? Kakashi: Not Now. Gaara:............. Gaara: How 'bout now?

Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to Die? Kakashi: Not Now. Gaara:............. Gaara: How 'bout now?

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

The nonsense that charms is close to sense.

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.

Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.

This willingness to entertain more than one idea as worthy and the respect shown for minority opinions are attitudes that draw me to Jewish thought. Differences in opinion are appreciated and encouraged. Sometimes, they even provide a source of amusement. In modern times, we like to quip, "Two Jews, three opinions.

Ô joie de la cortisone, je suis en train de me transformer en hamster. J'aurai pu devenir une chauve-souris comme n'importe quel vampire, mais non, quand on est un petit roux, on vire plutôt hamster.

Being stupid has its upsides.

Year after year On the monkey's face: A monkey's face.

Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.

You want us to take on a job about funny books?" "They're graphic novels," Hardison said in a grave tone. "And it's a serious art form. They're the most vibrant format for modern literature. And—and they make freaking great movies. I mean, have you seen The Avengers ?

Never knock on Death's door ring the bell and run away Death really hates that

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, here is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!'

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson