Quotes About Humor

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them.

Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says : "I'm cheap!

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

What was that?" Cassie was prepared to do whatever he said. "Well, I had this picture in my head of building a corral around the cabin and turning Harriet loose in it." "A guard pig?" Cassie looked at him for a long moment, and then he grinned at her and she started to giggle. She buried her head against his chest and he held her close, and they laughed until the baby kicked them into getting up.

there was no humor behind that smile. Rafe looked at the tippy table Julia had contrived. Julia saw him judging her home harshly, but

I like the idea of having a family, but I'd've preferred a less troublesome one. One where I get shot or drowned less often.

Renie was always engaged," said Judith dryly. "At one point, she was engaged to three guys at once, all with the same first name." Joe shrugged one broad shoulder. "Kept her from making tactless mistakes, anyway. Which one did she marry?" "None of them," answered Judith.

Looking like a straight girl] means wearing clothes that seek and destroy comfort. These are garments designed by gay men to attract heterosexual men. The straight girl is simply the hanger for an inside joke.

And I'm clueless as to why Southern lesbians are always growing up queer-gorgeous-and-damned-funny, except that maybe things are a lot different in the South.

How did you end up with an assassin and newly crowned king as your confidantes?" "The gods have a wicked sense of humor.

I reached out and touched a tiny pink toe that peeked from Kaden's swaddling shirt. "He's beautiful," I said. "How are you feeling?" "Well enough," she answered, rolling her eyes, "considering I just paraded my lady parts to a killer barbarian." She sighed. "But I suppose, compared to what you've been through, it's a small indignity to bear.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

My back is dirtier than a potato?

I am not a tomato

You going to kill the Patrei with a spoon?" I turned my head. It was Wren, her hands planted on her hips. "Not that I don't think you could.

You going to kill the Patrei with a spoon?

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.