Quotes About Humor

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

Life is just a bowl of cherries, dont take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love.

Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.

For me, laughter is such a huge part of a relationship. My wife has a great sense of humor. What I like is to try to make her laugh.

Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose him for a husband?

I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

Before marriage a woman is pensive, after marriage, expensive

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.