Quotes About Humor

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.

Between jest and earnest.

Ready to split his sides with laughing.

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

Ben yaln?z hüzünlü ÅŸakalar ve ac?kl? olaylardan hoÅŸlan?r?m. S?rf gülmüÅŸ olmak için gülmek, korkutuyor, ürkütüyor beni. Gülmek sadece trajediye haz?rlanmakt?r.

And killing time is perhaps the essence of comedy, just as the essence of tragedy is killing eternity.

LITTERATURE: le meilleur papier hygiénique du siècle

For example, teenagers enjoy impromptu interactions in which they try to "gross each other out," or tell tall stories, or make fun of their teachers.

Papu Sanzgiri asked him, 'Who is going to break Brian Lara's 400?' Sehwag said, 'Please tell Sachin to do it. I cannot bat for two days. I can only bat for a day and a half.

Thank God for talking animals, I say-especially smart assed ones.

NEVER Teach a Pig to Sing, It Wastes Your Time and Annoys the Pig.

It wasn't what I was expecting, but like I've always said: if life gives you lemmings, jump off a cliff.

It stops being funny, when it starts being you.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

For the rest of the day Hubert couldn't stop grinning. He grinned in the lift on the way back down to the warehouse. He grinned as he passed Mr Coulthard yelling at the new lads. And he grinned all the more later when Kenneth told him a very odd story about being sent on a wild-goose chase to the fourth floor by a girl from Haberdashery.

let's raise a toast: here's to the Museum of Ordinary People 2.0! And let's hope it doesn't end with us all getting arrested!

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.