Quotes About Humor

I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

ten minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep.

One story that circulated about (U.S. Minister to Russia Charles S.) Todd concerned his conversation with a lady-in-waiting at an Imperial reception in the Winter Palace. In his bad French with a Kentucky accent, he mispronounced the word for year, so that an explanation of his travels came out: "I was an ass in Paris, part of an ass in London, almost an ass in Germany, and I am two asses here." To which the lady reportedly responded, "And you will be an ass wherever you go.

I'm in the mood for another Moonstruck experience, for another romantic comedy.

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were attracted to this kind of humor. They're all men or women who come from the same kind of experience in their own lives.

Nina said, "Have regular facial expressions." That was a command from their inventory of facetious devices they used to josh one another out of bad moods.

Causing active ongoing pleasure in your mate is something people tend to restrict to the sexual realm or getting attractive food on the table on time, but keeping permanent intimate comedy going is more important than any other one thing.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room, and covered in tinsel, while the trees opened our presents." "What does that have to do with it?" asked Milo. "Nothing at all," he answered, "but it's an interesting possibility, don't you think?

Bütün tutkular bir trajedi gibi son bulur. Tek yanl? her ?ey, ölümle biter -i?te duygu felsefesi- i?te hayal gücü felsefesi, i?te dü?ünce felsefesi. Bütün hayat, ya?l?l?k ve ölümle son bulur. Her ?iirde trajik bir yan vard?r. Hakikî ?akan?n temelinde ciddiyet yatar. Fars?n, kukla oyunun, en renkli hayat?n, âdînin, trajik etkisi.

Humanity is a comic role.

Co?kun:Olsun.Hem oyunlar? ciddiye alm?yor muyuz?

There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.

The car emitted on last gasp and rolled to a stop, in the middle of the Altlantic Ocean. "We're here," Leven tried to joke.

I don't see what's so funny about a man combing his beard," he muttered, and put way his comb.

If I get reincarnated…, I wanna become a clam.

Laughing on what is not funny is the most craziest thing

Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat... Never take yourself too seriously.