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Quotes About Humor

Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.
~ Drew Barrymore
The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that you have much more observational humor.
~ Robert Mankoff
I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
~ Elizabeth Lesser
It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor.
~ Cassandra Clare
For every woman who's ever wondered about the path not taken, Fenton and Steinke mine—with tremendous humor and insight—the mixed blessing of unexpected second chances.
~ Emma McLaughlin
I was a poster child... for birth control!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.
~ Judith Guest
You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry
~ Craig Ferguson
My personal sense of humor is edgy, I would say more cable-like: words you're not allowed to say, ideas that the majority of people might say, "That's too risqué for me."
~ Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Americans aren't accepting of black humor, it's terrible.
~ Marina Abramovic
I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.
~ Fred Armisen
Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.
~ Calvin Coolidge
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
~ Dylan Moran
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.
~ Robert Orben
The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
~ George Lopez
Humor is necessary - it allows the reader to come up for air before dunking them under again. I need humor and I need it on the page to keep the reader going.
~ David Sedaris
Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.
~ Dylan Moran
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
~ Henny Youngman
For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!
~ Deepika Padukone
Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people.
~ Robert Altman
I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.
~ Shiloh Fernandez
I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
~ George Lopez
You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.
~ Dane Cook