Quotes About Humor

Humor enables us to deal with and overcome many of the most painful and difficult situations in our lives.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecurities are through the humor.

Zen is non-serious. Zen has a tremendous sense of humor. No other religion has evolved so much that it can have that sense of humor.

Many true words are spoken in jest.

We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that wherein they seem to quadrate and consent with us.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.

When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to be, so you can't think outside the box.

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it.