Quotes About Humor

Three lights should be fine." - Zachary"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

I know that I'm crazy. And that has made all the difference." From: Furiously Happy: A funny book about horrible things.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

I'm not 17 anymore. I still have some of the same sort of anger, but I have a sense of humor about it... a sense of being constructive with that anger.

I finally figured out why Voldemort's face is so flat. He ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy?

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend." - Laney

With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.