Quotes About Humor

I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.

The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list.

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

My dad was nothing but a bingo call.

You know, " he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp." "Yeah, I get it, " I said, "It's just not funny.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.

Perfect, just what I need this morning, another episode in battle of the wits.

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?""What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said."Tomorrow morning, " Mabel said.

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet.

Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....

Well, the only reason we're friends is because you can rock a tweed suit, " she informed, tone mock serious. "So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.

I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.

Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence.