Quotes About Humor

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

Richelle Mead delivers sexy action and tongue-in-cheek hellish humor-if damnation is this fun, sign me up!

Force Majeure is a jolt. You won't know what hit you. Director Ostlund shifts gears from humor to psychological thriller with cunning skill.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Elvis was a symbol of the country's vitality, rebelliousness, and good humor.

If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

Written with passion, honesty, humor, and a stubborn, rebellious optimism, Dear Marcus is like nothing I've ever read. When a bullet in the back told Jerry McGill not to go on, Jerry went on-smiling.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

I have always employed humor, and I think it's absolutely crucial that we do because, among other things, humor is the only free emotion.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blueI don't go on this accountSo go away SHOO!

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.