Quotes About Humor

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.

I can fall asleep in the shower without drowning.

I watch too many crime shows - it's ridiculous.

When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.

'Futurama' is this awesome, animated sci-fi show.

I think it's awesome to be able to make people laugh.

'Mean Girls' is awesome.

Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful.

Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention, even if I'm not there.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

I haven't had a super awkward moment. I can't think of one.

I think fans are going to get everything you'd expect from 'The Office', from awkwardness, to a lot of humor and heart.

Dana Brooke's entire face looks like it was remodeled after somebody set fire to it and put it out with an axe.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Stand-up is my baby.

The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand?

What's great about comedy, obviously, is that you set up a situation that people assume one thing and then you break the assumption. That's basically the backbone to comedy. You set up a situation, let people make an assumption, and then you break the assumption.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

My name don't ever come up unless it's light, a joke, laughs behind it. I'm not saying it's all the way a bad thing, but it's not great.

As long as I do not take myself too seriously, I should not be too badly off.

I said to my wife, did you ever dream that one day you'd be married to a man who's got his face on a bag of crisps?

My bag is acting or getting into an amusing situation and then sharing my amusement.