Quotes About Humor

But basically, I'm trying to write a fun story.

A 'wedgie' is exactly what you think it is. It's the ball getting stuck between the basket and the backboard.

I am a terrible singer. At best I am a bathroom singer.

I have three lines in 'The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3' about having to go to the bathroom, and it's the most money I ever made.

Nico Santos I've known from Bay Area stand-up, and he lives right by me so we hang out all the time.

I don't take myself very seriously. I like to make people laugh. You know, it's like, if a woman can't be happy for another woman's work, they have to go work on that.

The moment in which you make somebody laugh, you're only doing it to make them laugh and be happy. Then afterward you can be like, 'Oh, I just want the attention. I feel so good that everybody's listening to me and I got the approval that I need.'

I would like a comedy. A comedy would be nice.

I just want to be myself and be real and be funny.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I have gotten a couple of letters meant for Mr. Bean aka Rowan Atkinson. These letters would say things like, 'You're so funny, you make me laugh, with your big rubbery face,' and I would say, 'You can't mean me!'

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.

There's no way I can grow a Jesus beard in a week.

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

The only woman I have played in my career was my wife and I beat her easily! But she wasn't much good.

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

I really respect Samantha Bee.

I think Samantha Bee is doing a really good show.

I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat.

And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to like that, you know. But I knew that, 'cause I'd do that in school, but I wouldn't do it out there in front of all them people.

I learned that comedy is born out of strong characters. I won't begin writing a character until I have a clear take on them.