Quotes About Humor

I'm a very bad baker.

I'm bad at baking.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

I fell asleep during some ballet once.

My ballroom dancing skills are completely non-existent.

Eddie Sadowski of Baltimore is always good for a couple of laughs a game.

'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.

Bands on tour are very good cultivators of what's the avant-garde of comedy.

Humor is important. Nothing against bands that are always a downer, but the reality is - it just becomes theater.

Who would think the Sara Cox of the '90s would be so bang into long johns?

What do you want me to do, rob a bank?

I'm not bankrupt of effervescence. I'm not bankrupt of craic.

I own motorized bar stools.

That's because I didn't have to work with Madea. I only had to work with Madea once, and that was at the barbecue and I didn't have to get close to her.

The first time I read 'Barbecue,' I fell in love with it. I never laughed so hard in my life.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I mean, I wouldn't sound very good next to Barbra Streisand, but I would still love to do a duet with her anyway. Maybe someone else can do the singing for me and I'll just do the lip syncing. How about that?

When I run barefoot, I put my shoes on my hands. Running around with shoe-hands looks a little weird.

I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.

I think I sound like Barry White.

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

I genuinely had always thought, this sounds dumb, I always thought that 'RuPaul's Drag Race' was shot in the basement of RuPaul's house.