Quotes About Humor

Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!

This is Buford," Leo announced. "You name your furniture?" Frank asked.

That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)

Oh, did you expect me to play fair? Cupid laughed. I am the god of love. I am never fair.

Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!" "Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak.

Right, Sadie said. And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

Now, now, Bast said. It's not so bad. Right, I said. We're stuck in Washington, D.C. We have two days to make it to Arizona and stop a god we don't know how to stop. And if we can't, we'll never see our dad or Amos again, and the world might end. That's the spirit! Bast said brightly. Now, let's have a picnic.

Holy mother! Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference. -Hephaetus

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking.

I know, I'm an idiot! Leo moaned. A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away. "There's my Poochiekins!" Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout. "My lord Osiris!" Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. "This is an outrage!" "Sadie," Dad said firmly, "please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.

What kind of animal am I eating?' Sam wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. 'It's named Saehrimnir.' 'Okay, first of all, who names their dinner? I don't want to know my dinner's name. This potato--is this potato named Steve?' She rolled her eyes. 'No, stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]

You both should feel honored." "Right, very honored," I said. "Always wanted to be possessed!

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. "How come I never get invited on these violent trips?

Frank didn't drop you on purpose," she said. "He's not like that. He's just a little clumsy sometimes." "Oops," Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. "Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!