Quotes About Humor

But this plan of yous!' Tawaret shuddered, causing a tsunami of jiggling hippo flesh.

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: That's wrong

Hey, ugly! Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.

Vitellius would've given Percy an hour-long lecture on the subject, probably with a PowerPoint presentation.

Oh you two look delicious, Bast said, licking her lips. No, no-er, I mean wonderful. Now, off you go!

Percy: You just hit the lord of the titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench. "Man, did you have to destroy the plumbing?

How about this?" I drew the Arrow of Dodona from my quiver. "We'll ask my prophetic friend. Surely it has a better idea—perhaps access to last-minute hotel deals!" I lifted the projectile in my trembling fingers. "O great Arrow of Dodona—" "Is he talking to that arrow?" Lu asked Meg. "He talks to inanimate objects," Meg told her. "Humor him.

Annabeth stumbled and almost slipped on the giant's severed ear. 'We need to get out of here.' 'I'm working on it,' Piper said. 'And, uh, I think this ear is your spoil of war.' 'Gross.' 'Would make a lovely shield.' 'Shut up, Chase.

I hold up two fingers. 'How many fingers?' He squints. 'Twenty-five?' 'Yeah, you'll be fine.

Laughter is a good way to hide pain- Leo Valdez

We appreciate your hospitality, especially since we almost killed you—" "You almost got killed," Annabeth corrected. "Whatever, Chase." Oooooohhhhh! the crowd said as one. Then everybody started laughing and pushing each other around. Even Nico had to smile.

I wish you'd be quiet," I muttered. "I also wish we had snowshoes." "You'd need Uller for that," said the goat. "Who?" "The god of snowshoes," said Otis. "He invented them. Also archery and…I don't know, other stuff.

Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo." "No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.

Hey, Dad, can I borrow the severed head of Medusa tonight? I'm going out with my friends. Okay, honey, just bring it back by midnight, and don't petrify anyone.

Who, Coach Hedge? He'd try to fix Jason by whacking him upside the head.

Quer dizer que todo mundo aqui toma Bebsi quando come bizza?

The tree struck him with such force it would've flattened me into a Percy pizza with extra olives.

Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else—a stupid sense of humor. "Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!" Hazel rolled her eyes. "You're both impossible." Behind Leo, a thunderous voice shook the ruins: "YOU WILL DIE NOW!

Stick with us, Magnus, and…well, you won't do fine. You'll get killed quickly. But stick with us anyway. We'll wade into battle and slaughter as many as possible!" "That's your plan?" Halfborn tilted his head. "Why would I have a plan?" "Oh, sometimes we do," said T.J. "Wednesdays are siege warfare. That's more complicated. Thursdays they bring out the dragons.

The strix dived at Meg. She dodged aside, whacking the flat of her blade against the bird's tail feathers as it rushed past, sending the unfortunate bird into the opposite wall, where it smacked face-first into the brick, exploding in a cloud of monster dust and feathers. Meg! I said, I told you not to kill it! You'll get cursed! I didn't kill it. It committed suicide against that wall. I don't think the Fates will see it that way. Then let's not tell them.

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.

When in doubt, Calypso said, Tater Tots.

Oh, obviously," Reyna said. "Without you, I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag." "True," Annabeth agreed. "Hey!" Percy complained.