Quotes About Humor

The end of the world started when a Pegasus landed on the hood of my car.

Her outfit looked like it been picked by a kindergartner—red sneakers, yellow tights, and a green tank dress. Perhaps she was on her way to a costume party dressed as a traffic light.

Staplers--- Excellent source of iron

Let's assume Lu is right,' Nico said. 'You get captured and put in this cell. She lets you out. You kill the guardian, destroy the fasces, weaken Nero, hooray. Even then, and I'm sorry to be a Debbie Downer —' 'I am calling you Debbie Downer from now on,' Will said gleefully. 'Shut up, Solace.

THAT AWKWARD moment when you lock eyes with two friends hanging in cages in a giant's kitchen. And one of them recognizes you and begins to shout your name, but you do not want your name shouted. Blitzen staggered to his feet, gripped the bars of his cage, and yelled, "MAG—" "—NIFICENT!" I bellowed over him. "What beautiful specimens!

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

Leo," Jason said, "you're weird." "Yeah, you tell me that a lot." Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!

Want to hit Leo?

Fenris lunged at my face. I cleverly escaped by falling on my butt.

Since Thor wasn't there to creatively cuss, Sam did the honors, muttering a few comments that I doubted her grandparents would've approved of. Those are just expressions, I added hastily. In no way was my friend giving you permission to do...any of those rude and colorful things.

You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain? You'd probably kick my butt. You know I'd kick your butt.

Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway. Over and over.

What if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?' Percy wondered. 'Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?' Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else – a stupid sense of humour. 'Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!

We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. Grandad, the kids said, you are full of schist. I'm not kidding! he protested.

I'm Crusty, he said, with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are.

Grover cradeled his laurel sapling in his hands. Well . . . sure is good to be back together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look It's our floor

WHEN SHE RECOUNTED her dream for Percy, the ship's toilets exploded.

Should I get you a shovel so you can dig that hole a little deeper?

There, Zoë suggested.By the Embarcadero Building. Good thinking, Chuck said. Me and Hank can blend in with the pigeons. We all looked at him. Kidding, he said. Sheesh, can't a statues have a sense of humor?

Nick tried a pastry. The lady at the café had called them 'farturas'. (...) -- but when Nico first heard 'fartura' he knew Percy would have made a joke out of the name. 'Ammerica has dough-nuts', Percy would have said. 'Portugal has fart-nuts.

Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear.

You Look Great Without a Nose, Really

To my wonderful readers: sorry about that last cliff-hanger. Well no, not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys.

Meg wiped her nose. "So you're saying we need to find Caligula's place and steal his shoes. While we're there, can't we just kill him?" She asked this casually, like Can we stop by Target on the way home? Hedge wagged his finger at McCaffrey. "See, now that's a plan. I like this girl.