Quotes About Humor

Fighting giants was one thing. Bacchus making into a game was something else.

Could be worse, I told myself. I could be studying cheese demons.

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let Hazel drag him along.

Nico laughed, which I didn't know he was capable of.

P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trouble for doing ninja moves in class. Don't worry. This happens all the time.

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo. 'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.

Leo got up and brushed himself off. I hate that guy. He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together.I`m Dylan. I`m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can`t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You`re so lucky! Leo Jason said You`re weird

Dude!" Percy stuffed a cookie in his mouth. His eyes rolled up in ecstasy. "Apollo, you're the best. I take back almost everything I've said about you." "It's quite all right," I assured him. "Wait…what do you mean almost?

Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right.

Bow and quiver coming up, Nico said. And ukelele, Will added. Nico winced. Do we really hate Python that much? Will raised an eyebrow.

My face felt like my normal face, as if that part of me hadn't transformed into a bird. [Fine, Sadie. Call me the Carter-headed chicken. Happy?]

Percy yelled. What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

Besides," I said, "you don't want my soul. It's really small. I don't use it much. I doubt it even works anymore.

Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.

I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.

Amy gritted her teeth. King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot! Jonah looked at his dad. Do we have souvenir chamber pots? No. His dad whipped out his phone. I'll make the call.

My dear children! Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack. Ow! Uncle Alistair curled over, cupping his hand over his good eye. Nellie! Amy said. Sorry, Nellie muttered. I thought he was one of the bad guys.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

Plus, humor is a good way to hide the pain. - Leo

Annabeth jogged towards us, giving me one of those annoyed expressions like, If you get yourself killed, I'm going to murder you.

Burrito fight!

Sam again demonstrated her affection for me by not clubbing my brains out. We were having a friendship fest here at the Thinking Cup.