Quotes About Humor

Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?!

Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake.

Mini-Hedge would stomp around on Buford's top, randomly saying things like "CUT THAT OUT!" "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and the ever-popular "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.

Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!

Enchiladas! Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.

Okay, do not call me Aquaman. That's even worse than waterboy.

Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Time Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO... accidentally, of course.

And if I was humming Happy Birthday and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?

Just don't ask me to deliver any more satyr babies and we'll get along great.

Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George)

Did he just call his hammer Mee-Mee? - Magnus

Leo had wanted to paint a giant message on the bottom of the hull-WASSUP? with a smiley-face-but Annabeth had vetoed the idea.

A moose tried to eat us, Hearth signed. "Excuse me?" I asked. "A moose?" Hearth grunted in exasperation. He spelled out: D-E-E-R. Same sign for both animals. "Oh, that's much better," I said. "A deer tried to eat you.

Weasel cookies.

I looked more like Kurt Cobain than ever, except I doubt Cobain ever wore a shirt that read: WIGGLES ROCK & ROLL PRESCHOOL TOUR! The really disturbing thing was that they made shirts like that in my size.

Team Leo!~ Leo valdez

Shut up, Valdez." Frank gave him a bear hug. "And be careful." "Ribs," Leo squeaked. "Sorry." Annabeth and Percy wished them good luck. Then Percy excused himself to go throw up.

That's nice. I like that. You're sure you're not the god of wisdom?" "I applied for the job," I said, "but they gave it to someone else. Something about inventing olives." I rolled my eyes.

Get up seaweed brain

The coach could do a goat-hoof tap dance around Nico's head and the son of Hades wouldn't even budge.

I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)

Never mind, Leo said. I'm pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever, but the sphere has only five rings, so that should be enough, if I'm right. And if you're not? Frank asked. Well, then, Leo fall down, go boom. Let's find out!

Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.