Quotes About Humor

I turned to Thalia. 'I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?' She sighed. 'Fine. Let's go catch this jerk.

You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!

Bad pony-men! BOO!

If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair. ~Carter Kane

Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.

Great, Percy said. Seven of us against Hercules. And a satyr! Hedge added. We can take him.

Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex.

Jason decided there was nothing in the world scarier than a gang of bat-wielding grannies.

Hearthstone snapped his fingers for attention. I'm glad too, he signed. He patted the bag of runes at his belt. Stupid cages were magic-proof. Blitzen was crying a lot. I was not, Blitzen protested, signing along. You were. I was not, Hearthstone said. You were. At that point, the ASL conversation deteriorated into the two of them poking each other in the chest.

Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!" Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. "Any killing will result in harsh punishment. No s'mores at the campfire for a week! Now ready your chariots!

The older Nico got, the more juvenile Percy seemed to him, though Percy was three years older. Nico found his sense of humour equal parts endearing and annoying. He decided to concentrate on the annoying.

Maybe—just maybe—Sadie had my best interests at heart. (I just caught her making faces at me, so maybe not.)

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?

Could I just use the loo?" I asked the nice officer. "No." She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an explosion in the toilet. Honestly.

She snorted. "Sounds like the beginning of a joke, doesn't it? An atheist and a Muslim walk into a pagan afterlife.

I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?

So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess. What else is new?

Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her.

Save yourselves! Percy warned. It is too late for us! Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin! Nothing happened. I said, Percy repeated, Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin. Frank stumbled out of nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. oh no, he said, like he was reading from a teleprompter, I am turning into a crazy dolphin.

Come on, I said. I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak.

Did they live happily ever after? HAHAHAHAHA. No.

You named him Fetus? You know in Latin Fetus means happy? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?

You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.