Quotes About Humor

It is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertainment along with him.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

I think maybe, if I could be a Canadian super hero, I'd have some kind of freezing power and some sort of maple syrup weapon. Could be a little sticky.

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight.

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

When a guy can make fun of you, thats attractive. Who knew that teasing could have so much power over women!

What, no Power Rangers Band-Aids ?" "Shut up, Garett." "Yes, ma'am.

Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

I don't know if I've ever derived such an immediate sense of calm and well-being from any book as I did from 'Right Ho, Jeeves.' It was like I was Pac-Man and the book was a power-up.

Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little.

I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.

Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater? Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.

Comedy is something that we can all share, no matter what language we speak or our background, it has the power to unite us all.

The people who fear humor - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights, to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities.

[T]he world we live in is governed by the most revolting bunch of crooks ever to defile the soil of this planet... [You] must never take them seriously, which is exactly what they want.

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'

Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer.