Quotes About Humor

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

Yogi Berra said "If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.

Um, I made 15 copies [of The Shack] at Office Depot. It did everything I ever wanted it to do -- in those 15 copies. All of the rest of this is, I think, you know, is part of God's great sense of humor. And I'm thrilled to be a part of it.

As we Chinese say, you don't have to pay tax on bullshit. That being so, why not bullshit to the max?

L'ho vista questa Gui Hua. Ha un sedere troppo grosso. Ti piacciono le chiappone, Gen Long?" chiese Xu Sanguan. Gen Long si mise a ridere e toccò ad A Fang parlare: "la donna col sedere grosso va bene. Stesa sul letto sembra una barca, è molto stabile.

If they're going to get policewomen to jump me... I wish they'd get sexier ones..

Even in despair, man must laugh.

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

The world I believe is far too serious, and being far too serious ... it has need of a wise and merry philosophy.

Quando forçamos o riso, usamos músculos e circuitos cerebrais diferentes dos que acionamos quando algo nos faz rir de verdade. Os seres humanos, em geral, não dão pela diferença. Mas um sensor biométrico conseguiria detetá-la.

When you force yourself to laugh, you use different brain circuits and muscles than when you laugh because something is really funny. Humans cannot usually detect the difference. But a biometric sensor could.9

Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.

I had a very funny family.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I have bad luck with women. A woman I was dating told me on the phone, "I have to go, there's a telemarketer on the other line."

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.