Quotes About Humor

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Asha leans forward. "Hello." She waves to Ian. "Hey there." "Asha, my agent," Lark says, "Ian, my old buddy. He owns the yarn and tea store." "That sounds unbearably charming," Asha says. "It's painfully twee," Ian agrees. "I fucking love it.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

You can't see anything sprouted out of my face, can you?" "Only your unkempt nostril hair," said Trista, wearily.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

After making several tragic movies in a row, I was looking to do a comedy, and one without cynicism.

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

The habit of sardonic contemplation is the hardest habit of all to break.

The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown.

Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies!

Freika said, and twisted his head around between his hind legs. Jane eyed him as he went to work. "You know, if you're smart enough for sarcasm, you're smart enough to know it's rude to lick your own genitals." The wolf looked up. "You're just jealous." She opened her mouth to deny it, then stopped. "Well, yeah.

Also he liked his mother very much, and sometimes hugged her to strangulation point, till she had to beg for mercy.

Um, am I the only person who is walking around without underwear on today? I know I can't be. This isn't the first time this has happened to me, and I know if it's happened to me more than once, it's happened to someone else at least one time. I'm three quarters short of clean draws.

Tell Aunt Louise to boil her head," said Robin.

Mrs. Leslie did not at all want to look at anyone's feet, for grown-up feet are seldom a really pleasant sight. It is one of life's little tragedies that the divine feet of babies, so soft and exquisitely rounded, "les pieds ronds" as our peculiar neighbours the Gauls say when they mean someone is tiddly or has had one over the eight, inevitably turn into the average human foot with all the knobs, corns, whelks, and bubukles that civilization brings.

And I sort of felt her...you know." Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart. "You touched her heart?" Mike queried. "No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart." He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. "Soft.

Put his stamp on me?"  Dee frowned.  "It was a kiss, not a stamp.  Jesus, do I have 'Ryder's Property' stamped on my forehead?" "Check your throat.  Apparently he had his tongue down it, so it's probably there.

She said he looked hot in uniform. He said she looked hot without clothes. She said he did, too. He agreed.

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

I'm still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

You must find the good and the positive in all of it. You must find the humor. I know it sounds impossible, but the whole situation is impossible, and you are working to fix that. Try to find a way to look on the brightside or at least don't dwell on the lousy.