Quotes About Humor

I have never seen before was in front of the place for the hamburgers. You know the place — if you eat one, it's OK, but if you eat two, you shit in your panties? Oh, you know it? You like it? Ay. Every time, I get a stomachache.

You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts.

Barney," she said, "would you like to help me look for a stupid giant banana?" Barney grinned. "Ooh, yes please," he said.

Like an apologetic banana

if she was going to go flapping her ears around the place, she may as well have some decent ears to flap.

Been having a fight with your blankets, Septimus?" A familiar voice echoed down the chimney. "Looks like you lost," the voice continued with a chuckle. "Not wise to take on a pair of blankets, lad. One, maybe, but two blankets always gang up on you. Vicious things, blankets.

I try to laugh at whatever life brings...

How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?

I've always loved high style in low company.

You can say what you want about the Germans being full of "kunst", but what they are really full of is delicatessen.

So Dorothy said we might was well go out to Fountainblo with Louie and Robber if Louie would take off his yellow spats which were made of yellow shammy skin with pink pearl buttons. Because Dorothy said, 'Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all the time.

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

but I didn't see the humor since I didn't know Maggie May from Sara Lee. I

You wouldn't believe what comes on that Fox channel, Julia.

Don't be silly, Lillian," I said, waving my hand. "If she can play any kind of instrument, I want her. Just no accordions.

Might as well wear loafers without socks. Or take out a membership at the Reading Room on the path above the beach—the Reading Room, where the joke was that there wasn't a book in the entire place.

What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?

Have dinner with me tonight." Augusta blinked, mind blank. Then said, "The five-second rule applies here. You can take the invite back and we can pretend you never asked." He scowled and repeated, "Have dinner with me.

Don't be daft, lad. I've worked with more loonies than you've had hot dinners. And I don't just mean the offenders.

But perhaps do-gooders could wear lacy bras too.

Oh, a sense of humour,' Vera said. 'I do like a sense of humour in a villain.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western world and I'm making him famous in Egypt!

I can cope with politicians now I've had about 40,000 cockroaches tipped over my head. Westminster's going to be no problem.