Quotes About Humor

I don't take myself too seriously, or I at least try not to, and I want to encourage other people to live that way because it's a much better way to go about your life.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.

I'm so sick of Betty White.

I was so inspired by Beverly Cleary's funny and wonderful books.

I just want Beyonce to be the mother of my children.

I have never laughed as much as I did when watching 'Big Brother.'

I've been watching the 'Richard Pryor Show' for NBC made during the '70s. I'm a big fan of his work.

I remember the 'Scary Movie' series coming out for sure, and I was a big fan of those.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

I'm a big fan of Samantha Bee's.

I really enjoy 'Baskets.' I'm a big fan of 'Archer' and 'Mr. Robot.'

I'm a big fan of comedy such as Cendric the Entertainer.

I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

You'd expect the third time you do Live at the Apollo to be easier, easier peasier, a doddle. Like riding a bike. Except I can't ride a bike so that analogy has always been lost on me.

It's fun being Bill Engvall.

I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray.

I have seen a billion rom-coms, but the majority I've been hate-watching on purpose, to laugh at them and not with them.

You don't want to really pick on someone that you genuinely like. In terms of 'Billy on the Street,' there are certain actors - I don't care if they find out because I do feel that way. Though it's almost never about appearance or something out of their control. I pick on choices they've made or roles they've taken.

Watching Billy Connolly at the Hammersmith Apollo in the late 90s was a masterclass of long-form comedy.

I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do.

One day I'll bring a biography of my life out and that will be the biggest joke I'll ever tell.